it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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