I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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