I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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