Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it glows. i had to have it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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