Tell her she can't have a vagina
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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