so explain again why im purple
no
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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