the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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