i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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