All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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