all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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