whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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