Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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