Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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