You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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