He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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