is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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