I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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