hotel room ftw
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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