Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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