I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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