Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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