He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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