Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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