I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize