if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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