Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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