isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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