hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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