If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize