i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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