I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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