You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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