I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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