I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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