But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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