her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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