i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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