I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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