I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.