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• (415): View more from California

  Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (510): View more from California

  Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..

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  i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.

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• (858): View more from California

  Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.

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