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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer

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• (817): View more from Texas

  would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order

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• (360): View more from Washington

  There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.

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