scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't deserve a penis
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My vagina is officially offended.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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