He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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