Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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