just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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