one two three fourrrrnication!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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