The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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