Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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