We won't sleep together?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
