Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The struggles of a small town man whore
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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