My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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