Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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