Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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