a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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