A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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