wanna go halves on a baby?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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